narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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backdoorteenmom:

mistyfoxx:

cordelia’s watching misty beat up madison like “hell yeah that’s my girl”

cordelia is blind

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2 days ago · 3,469 notes (© mistyfoxx)
#show: ahs

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soupss:

here’s a bit of what I’ve been working on for the past couple of weeks- a redesign of Moulin Rouge!

I wanted to base it on the ottoman harem, more to come soon :)

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2 days ago · 3,249 notes (© soupss)
#moulin rouge

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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lord-kitschener:

therealjosephinebonaparte:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

THIS LEAVES OUT THE BEST PART. Gavrilo Princip was ordering a sandwich when the car took a wrong turn and he IN THE MIDDLE OF ORDERING A DAMN SANDWICH turned around and shot the archduke

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a series of stupidly gorgeous collections
↳ oscar de la renta fall rtw 2012

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2 days ago · 1,052 notes (© reignandhale)
#apparel

noot-noot-mother-fucker:

Just wait for it.

Noot Noot, everybody. 

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